LAUGH TIME

QUICK AND EASY MEAL

LUNCH: PIZZA

Ingredients:

1 phone book

1 phone

1 $20 bill

1 12-oz can of coke

Directions: Open phone book to section letter P. under heading for “pizza”, find nearest pizzeria. Phone in order for pizza with topping of ur choice. Wait 30 minutes or less. Once arrival, pay for pizza. Including tip for driver. Open coke and serve.

Variant: 1 40-oz can of coke.

DINNER: CHEF’S HOME-STYLE SURPRISE

Ingredients:

1 automobile

1 mother

Directions: drive to Mom’s home. Enter house and say, “Hi, mom! Have whatever she’s having or will make for u.